Housekeeping Wanted - This Just In: Newly Divorced Man Sucks At Taking Care Of Himself!, Seeking Housekeeper

Nice to meet you! My name is Vinnie. I am looking for house care services and other domestic needs 3 days a week or so. I m looking for someone that just knows what to be done and does it; a self starter. It s not a very tough gig. The house isn t huge and it s just me and my BFF, Kyah. (A large German Shepherd) She sheds a bit of hair, but let s be honest, I do too.
I want to hire someone passionate about what they do based on experience or even because their looking for a fresh start as well, going to work in a chill, judgement free zone.
General Cleaning
Light cooking
Occasional Scrubbing
Occasional Shopping / errands / favors etc
Poop cleanup (for the dog, I ll take care of my own)
Laundry / Bedding
Blah blah blah
I look forward to hearing from you.

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